Wednesday, September 18th, 2013
How to take a Selfie
I had to LOL when Marko Huusansaari tagged me on Facebook with this video. #hater :)
When posting a selfie learn your order of operations!!!—-PEMDAS
Step 1.
Inhale flex your abs and hold your breath.
Step 2.
Flex your lat into your non phone hand.
Step 3.
commence open hand flex of the arm
Step 4.
Bring the phone up in a slow hammer curl motion, initiating arm flex
Step 5.
Engage chest muscles
Step 6.
Activate hard face
Step 7.
Frame up the shot